May 2013
attains:
attains:
if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
jonimitzer replied to your photoset: (made by Ali)
THE TWISTER ONE IS MY BEST WORK
TRUTH
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lizdexia:
Well, I just realized that Chelsea Clinton’s porn star name would be Socks Pennsylvania.
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medicennenu:
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ohshiitakemushrooms:
Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
YES PLEASE.