I just got home from work, got ready for bed,...
only to remember that, oh, i’m all caught up. *sigh*
Let’s do jello shots!– Overheard on the upper east side. In a nice restaurant that absolutely does not serve jello shots, sorry.
emerald—city: that awkward moment when you start saying CHAWLEE like ar does but then you say it too many times and you start sounding more like jfk What would really be funny is if Chawlee bit someone in the finale, then they can be like CHAWLEE BIT ME
I was looking in a mirror and made a face and then it hit me that i kindof look like Paz de la Huerta from certain angles facewise, and then i just got really upset.
Well, I'm finally all caught up on Boardwalk...
Now where the fuck is the next episode? I’m not used to having to wait. hmph…
YEAH. It's a thing now too.
My sister insists that I read her dream log about...
I guess this is a thing now. I wonder if my dad has dreams about Steve Buscemi too. He watches Boardwalk Empire. He and Carly watched it long before I did. I love my family. I also love that when my dad was explaining the show to me, he used the phrase “MYSTERIOUS CRACK MARKSMAN” to describe Richard Harrow. Like, he actually used those words. As in, “He only has half a face,...
twitter chat with my sister
alpalpal Ally Stock Steve Buscemi was in my post apocalyptic dream last night. What… iamonmylevel Carly @alpalpal I used to have steve buscemi dreams when I watched boardwalk empire
Obese men should not wear the color blue. It makes...
I’m serious. Eat whatever you want, let your body be the way you want it to be. Just don’t wear blue every. single. day. You look ridiculous.
So Jimmy Darmondy throws you off a balcony and you...
Or maybe Jimmy asked him back because he wants to surround himself with fucked up looking people so Richard won’t feel so alone.
Comics are ridiculous part 3
spectregeneral66: c0oolestfreak: boostle:
I'm sorry, Angela Darmondy, but your bob is...
I think she’s the only girl to bob their hair and look worse for it. It’s not even a real bob so much as a sad, deflated cloud. idk… it never worked.
SNL promos. Steve Buscemi and Bill Hader Oh, so that’s how you pronounce his name…
I just recorded an at-home vioiceover callback for...
As in, the vegetable. Not just some hipster’s quirky name. FUN TIMES.
Well that was a pretty crappy assassination...
Jimmy Darmondy and his mom are like the Tullys...
I mean, seriously.
But Rose, I accidentally impregnated Nucky slutty...
Why can’t you be happy for me?
STOP THE PRESSES, NELSON BROUGHT LEMONS!
wow. bye, followers, then.