overheard in the next bathroom stall:
*pffffffffft* *ffffff* *plop* “Oh hi momma!” This woman, this woman called her mom on the phone WHILE TAKING A CRAP! AND CONTINUED TO TALK TO HER WHILE SHITTING. For a second I thought she called her poop ‘momma’ and was so pleased to see her after all this time. But the conversation continued. By this point, I had finished my business and emerged from the stall,...
yes you. quit derping around liking my tumblr posts and get on skype or something. I am le-bored from le-tedium of the post-picture-taking part of my job.