Who’s got two thumbs and failed John Keats?: Archive

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Apr 30th

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I think this coffeeshop is playing the Iron Man...

I’m not kidding.

Apr 30th

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I sortof mangled my hair today.

It was getting shaggy, long and awful, so I trimmed it like I occasionally do. But like… Idk? I think I might have fucked something up, here. So i slicked and sprayed it back and will ignore it until the problem solves itself.

Apr 30th

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Apr 30th

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Supernatural and Homestuck:

Two things that I just can’t even give a fuck about.

Apr 30th

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That is probably the LEAST enthusiastic opium-burning army ever. “yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy…”

Apr 30th

"I smoke opium three times a day...

…but I’m not hooked!”

Apr 30th

I love that nobody ever really beats eachother in a kung fu fight. They just fight until they decide to stop and compliment their opponent on their skills and technique. “You’re good,” they say fondly, and suddenly nobody’s fighting anymore… It’s so random.

Apr 30th

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AMAZING.

So the crazy “harpy” character goes to pinch her son’s nose to scold him, but he jumps out of the way. Her hand is still in the “nose-pinching” position, and everyone’s staring at her. So she looks around and then, smooth like she meant to let him get away the whole time, brings her claw-hand to her mouth and blows on her fingers like the barrel of a smoking...

Apr 30th

All this wire work is actually incredibly...

I can see why the Wachowskis were so inspired.

Apr 30th

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"So you're that man-eater heart-stealer! I thought...

Catfight

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"I really can't drink (and that has nothing to do...

I want to just quote this entire movie. This one was said by a sort of Chinese Robin Hood, who helps the poor by throwing roast ducks at them. Yep.

Apr 30th

"okay, let's destroy the opium NOW!"...

Proceed to the raid of like a three-person opium den by an army of hundreds, voiced/dubbed by like five people shouting unenthusiastically: “yaaayyyyy….” I’m watching a chinese martial arts movie called Heroes Among Heroes. It’s amazing. I’m dying from how fucking amazing this is.

Apr 30th