I think this coffeeshop is playing the Iron Man...
I’m not kidding.
I sortof mangled my hair today.
It was getting shaggy, long and awful, so I trimmed it like I occasionally do. But like… Idk? I think I might have fucked something up, here. So i slicked and sprayed it back and will ignore it until the problem solves itself.
Supernatural and Homestuck:
Two things that I just can’t even give a fuck about.
That is probably the LEAST enthusiastic opium-burning army ever. “yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy…”
"I smoke opium three times a day...
…but I’m not hooked!”
I love that nobody ever really beats eachother in a kung fu fight. They just fight until they decide to stop and compliment their opponent on their skills and technique. “You’re good,” they say fondly, and suddenly nobody’s fighting anymore… It’s so random.
So the crazy “harpy” character goes to pinch her son’s nose to scold him, but he jumps out of the way. Her hand is still in the “nose-pinching” position, and everyone’s staring at her. So she looks around and then, smooth like she meant to let him get away the whole time, brings her claw-hand to her mouth and blows on her fingers like the barrel of a smoking...
All this wire work is actually incredibly...
I can see why the Wachowskis were so inspired.
"So you're that man-eater heart-stealer! I thought...
"I really can't drink (and that has nothing to do...
I want to just quote this entire movie. This one was said by a sort of Chinese Robin Hood, who helps the poor by throwing roast ducks at them. Yep.
"okay, let's destroy the opium NOW!"...
Proceed to the raid of like a three-person opium den by an army of hundreds, voiced/dubbed by like five people shouting unenthusiastically: “yaaayyyyy….” I’m watching a chinese martial arts movie called Heroes Among Heroes. It’s amazing. I’m dying from how fucking amazing this is.
That awkward moment...
when the kids you used to babysit for grow up and are hotter, prettier and cooler than you ever were.
gyzym: sarvel: ….. I searched Shia LeBeouf in...
‘Hey,’ said Shadow. ‘Huginn or Muninn, or whoever you are.’ The bird turned,...– Neil Gaiman, American Gods (via ne0nic0)
I think we can all agree that Lena Dunham is to NEW Adult as Miranda July is to USELESS Adult. Yeah, I went there.