So, one thing that I find hilarious...
(other than the fact that I found this on the Kenneth Branagh tag… which implies implicitly that I do, in fact, track the Kenneth Branagh tag) is that on the Kenneth Branagh tag, there are tweenage baby girls who are ONLY NOW just making the connection that Kenneth Branagh = Gilderoy Lockheart. And there’s all these posts that are just like “HOOOOOO MY GOD, GILDEROY LOCKHEART...
One thing that I don't get about Game of Thrones.
“Your dragons are in the house of the undying.” Fucking GO GET THEM. THEY ARE DRAGONS, YOU WILL BE FINE. I DON’T GET WHAT THE BIG FUSS IS ABOUT. Khaleesi? More like Kha-LAZY. I mean, what’s the worst that could happen? I don’t know, you might NOT DIE. You know, in the house of the UNDYING? It’d be more terrifying and creepy if they called it the HOUSE OF...
MR. GOLD/RUMPLESTILSKIN = BEGBIE???!?!?
JESUS CHRIST HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS EVEN ONCE IN THE ENTIRE STUPID SERIES OF ONCE UPON A TIME???
Wait, why has no one told me about this???
Benedict Cumberbatch, Rumplestilskin/Mr Gold/ALL ON HULU?!?? COME ON people, work with me! Fever days are made for stuff like this
I think I just saw Robert Carlyle (Rumplestilskin...
me and my fever are gonna LOVE this
Even my hair follicles hurt.
This fever-having is ROUGH. Fever dot gif. Send me fun things guys, so i can laugh from my sickbed.
Woke up at 10 (12 ishhours of sleep) went back to sleep at 12. During the following nap, I had a weird dream where I could turn into a tiny white dragon (firelizard sized) and then back to a human. But then my human friend is kidnapped and brainwashed by an evil bronze dragon, massive, monster sized. And I could fly but it took effort, i managed to fly up to the top of the GUTS mountain (childhood...
So I just watched Drive to see what all the fuss...
I loved the music. It felt like blade runner/neuromancer/the matrix/hackers/etc. I wish the movie was as good as its soundtrack. Also, are Carrie Mulligan and Christina Hendricks supposed to be Latina?
if it has seeds, it is a fruit.– Overheard at work. Um… No?
So sick right now. It’s damn hot enough outside without having a fever too, thanks.
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this just happened
Me: Alright, let's go put my laundry in the drier.
Me: Got my keys, let's go.
Me: Here we go, down the hall, out of the apartment, let's lock the door.
Me: Hang on... What's this?
Keys: I'm actually your deodorant.
Me: How did that happen?
Deodorant: You're tired, I was sitting right next to your keys, it's a perfectly understandable mistake.
Me: No, I'm pathetic.
Oh my god this five year old on a scooter looks...
A 5 year old benedict cumberbatch. on a scooter. In nyc. This is so weird. He even has derpy sunglasses…
cloudhair asked: Allpants, how did you make your header? How did you make this PERSONALISED BLOG?? Cos I want one.
I just hate when street vendors try and charge me $3 for a $1 can of soda and then yell at me when I don’t buy it.
shaving23spiders: His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti
bullfighting, bull slinging and bullshitting– Zelda Fitzgerald’s summation of “The Sun Also Rises” (via sydneyflapper)
rosiebeck: This is the best video in existence. Your argument is invalid. I wish I could spend like a month, just hanging out with John Barrowman.
OOOO-MAI-GOD, OOOO-MAI-GOD! TRAMPOLINE!
Malkovich Malkovich, Siri?
pas-de-chat: Malkovich Malkovich, Siri. Whats the Malkovichest Malkovich in Malkovich Malkovich, siri?
Oh. No CumberBAFTA?
Wooaaah, what’s that? Is this an earthquake?? Or just tumblr’s rage about to hulk out?
I'm sitting here listening to the polyphonic...
I really hope Cumberbatch wins tonight, mostly...
bad news/good news/maybe news
They always come in threes. Bad news for someone, which means good news for me… as long as things go according to plans. The maybe lies in the third part, as it tends to do. Waiting game, here we go.